The Finch Legacy


A Sims 3 legacy… filled with lots of dudes, chaos and more absolute batshit stuff.

Here be Jedidiah Finch. He is truly a mensch. ^^

And his gold digging wife slash fuck buddy Star! She’s everything that Jed isn’t.

His LTW and some stats…

Same thing, different person.

Since he is an elder, and she’s a ya, they have to sort of bond…? A little? Just so he won’t reject her advances?

Star: Hey big boy, ya wanna? Let me see your big…. muscle? (My sister Bees would say “Omg… that’s… TMI!!”

I like the way she kind of side eyes him… the mascot is like… fuck this shit! I’m outski.

Jed: I can make it RAIN babies if I truly wanted them, ya know?

Finally they have enough chemistry to actually have sex.

And.. yes, I plonked them in a bare lot with just a shower… this is a legacy ya know!

Star got a good memory from making whoopee with ol’ Jed. o.O

She rolls the want to join the political career track, but I tell ya, that girl hasn’t set a FOOT in office, bc of her hubs’ LTW… if you will remember is… *drumroll* TO HAVE 5 KIDS REACH TEENAGER STATUS.

So, now you know why… and until I get my girl (or girls…) she won’t be. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Star: *mumbling something nasty and incoherant*

Star explains that she has star quality, and that Jed will just have to deal.

Stupid STUPID sims!! I had to take out both chimneys and the damn bbq bc ppl were burning shit and letting hearthfires go unchecked! Like seriously!!!

Star making morning sickness look glamorous. ๐Ÿ˜‰

She got this way 4 fucking times (she’s currently preggo with their 4th child statistically), and there had better be females in that batch!!

Jed goes on some seniors webpage… maybe revisiting his older days? idk. while Star dreams of dirty dishes…?

*grunts and rolls eyes*

To me, the most realistic mac n cheese award goes to The Sims 3. Both The Sims 2 + 4 macs look like sludge. At least here you can see the noods right?

One of many times…

Both Jed and Star are at lvl 3 now in mechanical (you can tell I play the Sims 2 a hella lot more here eh?? :D)

Indeedy.

I feel for Jed, which is why I’m not fulfilling Star’s LTW while he is alive. I want him to die happily with 5 or more kids. ๐Ÿ™‚ I don’t care about her type. In the Sims or irl.

It’s GO time!!!!

You’d better get used to this sista. ๐Ÿ˜›

My graphics card kicks major ass. ๐Ÿ˜€

An evil preggo ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

They had a little boy I named Jason. ๐Ÿ™‚

And here is the weird thing… I BARELY read any pregnancy books, yet I got to choose all of his traits! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Jay is well loved by both parents. ^^

SO FRIGGIN CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDXDXD

He looks exactly like Star. From her blonde hair to her brown eyes. ๐Ÿ™‚ But he acts like his father. ๐Ÿ˜›

*pinches cheeks*

Daddy Jed teaches his boy about the hazards of working.

For the umpteenth time… lolol

One of many…

I saw Jeddy boy in the CAS gallery (y’know where you can get a premade sim?) and I needed his DNA in this legacy!!! ^^

Unfortunately the children of this generation sleep on the floor as toddlers… maybe even kids as well? Bc I’m too lazy arsed to care?

I didn’t catch the third pregnancy bump thing but I caught the second!!

The big chimney fire of 2025. ๐Ÿ˜› I honestly thought that my sims were done for bc all 3 were on the fire’s level. ๐Ÿ™ Way to give me a heart attack EA Games!!!

This crafty bitch is going into labor again… (like she has a choice? No.)

Meet Robin! I got to choose his traits as well.

And meet his fraternal twin brother Brendan!

So, lets do a headcount. We have 3 evil sims now… golly jeebus.

HE’S SO FUCKING SWEET AS PIE!!!!!! OMFG. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

A-dor-ab-le.

Really, they for the most part, love their offspring but I think that Star has had it up to here with motherhood. *raises hand a foot above head*

I got Brendan to mimic Jay’s mohawk. ๐Ÿ˜€ A little mini me!!

And little Robby. ๐Ÿ™‚ Brendan looks a mix of his parents, but mostly favors his mother, while Robin looks more like Jed. At least I think so…

I don’t think Jay is happy… XD I think he wanted to be an only child. Instead he got twin brothers!!

But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t love them.

I love these two. ^^

And sweet Jay is loved by all too. ^^

Robby: Mommy? What’s entrapment??

Jed: Now Brendan, soon I’ll be pushing up daisies in the garden, but that doesn’t mean that Daddy wants to be actually buried in our garden hehe…

lol

Birthday time~ And bc Star and Jed were too busy looking after broken toilets and fucking like rabbits, (really Star??) I didn’t get to choose… so Brendan is now fucked for life… and I gotta keep an eye out for Robby. Those moodswing… y’know??

This is Brendan. ^^ He is a chonky lil fella but I ๐Ÿฉถhim anyways.

Here is Robby looking like a redheaded Harry Potter. ^^ I love him to bits. ๐Ÿ™‚ I wish that he was my child instead of Star’s. But I’m proud of Jed in this way too.

Got that right ELO!! XDXDXDXD

He is chubby but he’s my chubs

Both Brendan and Robin got this challenge card. IDK why Jay didn’t but…

Dang. I would have loved to tour the Old Spaghetti Factory in my day lolol…

I had to get Robby to relax b4 I sent him to the hospital…

I will play more tomorrow…

๐Ÿซก Sammy